My mother (as mentioned before, pinnacle of good parenting that she is) just sent me a text message, and all it said was: "I'm sure he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it"
now, this is probably the most awesome text I have ever gotten, and my reasons are three-fold.
1. it is a line from the most true to southern form movie ever created, and also a favorite of mine
2. my mother sent it to me.
3. I really am that white trash.
Thursday: day officially made.
Also, I just made the grave error in telling my boss that a friend of mine is introducing me to the colorful and whimsical world that is the Carolina Renaissance Festival. I have been instructed to rent a "bar wench" costume and assemble a scrapbook from said faire (yes I spelled that shit with an E, motherfuckers). I'm not allowed to come back to work until the scrapbook is finished.
crap.
this guy likes to party.
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